Great One-Liners

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The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.

People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.



A word of advice...don't give it.

If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?

I am logged in...therefore, I am.

A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.

Justice is blind and in some cases...deaf and dumb.

To belittle is to be little.

When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.

Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your lot.

The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.

I'm retiring in Mexico. Sunny, affordable and no predatory reverse mortgages.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Management's job is to keep 'em too busy to look for other jobs.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Why are lawyers not sworn to tell the truth like all the witnesses in a jury trial?

-Author Unknown-


Meet The Double-Headed Snake

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There is an article AT THIS LINK about one snake who is likely to be more than a little snappy if provoked.

The mutant black and gold python regius - royal python or ball python - was born in Villingen-Schwenningen, southern Germany, with two heads.


READ THE REST OF THE ENTRY AT THIS LINK.

Thanks to TO who sent me this article. Take care and have a lovely weekend. Do swing by later for the next post.


We have four but he has NONE.

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Are you happy with what you have, who you are, who you married or what you do?

Happiness is a state of mind. For some, it takes a lot to make them happy whilst for others, even a smile, a phone call, an email or jottings on a FB wall can make them happy.

If you are feeling the blues today, here's something to perk you up for the weekend. Let me tell you about Nick Vujicic.

According to Wikipedia:

Nicholas James Vujicic (born 4 December 1982) is a preacher and motivational speaker – born with Tetra-amelia, a rare disorder characterized by the absence of all four limbs.




He struggled as a child, eventually came to terms with his disability and started his own non-profit organization Life Without Limbs – at age seventeen. He is widely known as a motivational speaker, giving talks wordwide on life with a disability, hope, and finding meaning in life.

The eldest child of a Serbian family,[2] Vujicic (pronounced 'Vooy-cheech') was born in Brisbane, Australia.[3] He was limbless, missing both arms at shoulder level, as well as legless. His feet were toeless except for two toes on one foot. Initially, his parents were devastated, though Vujicic was otherwise healthy.

Originally prohibited by Victoria state law from attending a mainstream school because of his physical disability, even though he was not mentally impaired, Vujicic became one of the first disabled students integrated into a mainstream school, once the laws changed.[4]

Bullied at school, Vujicic grew depressed and by the age of 8, contemplated suicide. At age 10, he tried to drown himself in 6 inches of water, but did not go through with it out of love for his parents.[5] After praying to grow arms and legs, Vujicic eventually realized that his accomplishments could inspire others – and became grateful for his life.[6] A key turning point came when his mother showed him a newspaper article about a man dealing with a severe disability. Vujicic realized he wasn't unique in his struggles[7] and began to embrace and transcend his disability.

He began to master the daily tasks of life. He learned to write using the two toes on his left foot with a special grip that slid onto his big toe. He learned to use a computer and type using the "heel and toe" method. He learned to throw tennis balls, play drum pedals, get himself a glass of water, comb his hair, brush his teeth, answer the phone and shave.

In grade seven he was elected captain of his school and worked with the student council on fund-raising events for local charities and disability campaigns. When he was seventeen, he started to give talks at his prayer group,[8] and eventually started his non-profit organization, Life Without Limbs.

In 2005 Vujicic was nominated for the "Young Australian of the Year" Award.

Vujicic currently lives in California.

Watch this video and be awed by Nick's enthusiasm and zest for life!

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VERY INSPIRING VIDEO.

Nick's fan page is AT THIS LINK.

Take care and have a lovely Friday evening!


More Wise Sayings

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"During recent centuries, many aspiring rulers have curried the common man's favor by promising them other men's property."
Peter Kershaw

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

"We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it."
Martin Luther King, Jr. (Stride Toward Freedom)

"Ninety percent of politicians give the other ten percent a bad name."
Henry Kissinger

"If the wind will not serve, take to the oars."
Latin proverb

"Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing, they want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety."
Louis Kronenberger

"Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves."
D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

"Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man."
C.S. Lewis, 20th-century British novelist and scholar

"When you get into politics, you find that all your worst nightmares about it turn out to be true, and the people who are attracted to large concentrations of power are precisely the ones who should be kept as far away from it as possible."
Ken Livingstone, Member of Parliament

"Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience."
John Locke

"Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national emergency ... Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded. Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem never to have happened, seem never to have been quite real."
General Douglas MacArthur, 1957

"With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance."
Norman Mailer

"Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm."
Malayan Proverb

"Those are my principles, if you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx

"Every society honors its live conformists, and its dead troublemakers."
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

"Most people want security in this world, not liberty."
H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it."
H.L. Mencken

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
James D. Miles

"I do not know what I seem to the world, but to myself I appear to have been like a boy playing upon the seashore and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, while the great ocean of truth lay before me all undiscovered."
Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727)

"In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me--and by that time no one was left to speak up."
Pastor Martin Niemoller, 1892-1984

"God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right, even though I think it is hopeless."
Admiral Chester W. Nimitz

"Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong."
Daniel O'Connell


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