It has been such a busy day today that I almost feel as though I am going to collapse anytime. The morning started with housework and the usual laundry commitment after which I zoomed to college. Unbelievably, it took me 30 minutes to get a parking lot. In my mind, lecturing is NOT tiring - but finding a parking lot is stressful, tiring and annoying! Worse still, the traffic policemen now issue summons for all who park their car along Jalan Logan.
I made it 5 minutes before my class was scheduled to begin. Fortunately, the class before me ended late so I had time to recuperate from all that stress. A two-hour lecture followed with no breaks. I wondered how on earth I could have carried on with three two-hour lectures back to back ten years ago. Standing there and talking non-stop, writing on the board, trying to engage the students - is certainly a tiring affair.
But I love the classroom and the new cohort is really a great bunch! Such a refreshing change and most inspiring to teach. Notably, despite the noise from an event on the ground floor, the students were model students and gave me their undivided attention.
The afternoon was another session of driving to and fro - fetching my boy from sports practice, home, violin practice and then to his best friend's house. My former schoolmate just called and I have to leave for a Hash House Harriers bash now. Unbelievably, I will be going for my first HHH run this Thursday. I hope I survive.
In the mean time, please enjoy this beautiful photo that TO sent to me. Next post will be up later when I get back from the bash.
Take care and enjoy the best things in life that are free!
I love Indian food. I enjoy the vegetarian banana leaf rice at Passions of Kerala (Brown Garden and New World Park) and also the Tandoori Chicken at Kapitan. This morning, TO sent me the following video clip and also the lyrics to the song.
It is really such a hilariously brilliant and funny parody of Bohemian Rhapsody performed by the Cambridge Chord Company.
Here's Bohemian Rhapsody oooooops I meant Bohemian Curry like you've never seen it before at the BABS Convention 2007 in Scarborough. I am putting this up for the sake of HUMOR and not to offend or insult anyone.
CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO. (don't laugh too loudly if you are at work)
The real QUEEN VERSION of Bohemian Rhapsody is AT THIS LINK.
Bohemian Curry Rhapsody
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
...guitar solo...
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
...guitar solo...
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
...guitar solo...slow bit...
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life...
The wives want both!
Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
and those inside are desperate to come out.
No man can ever be satisfied with these 4 things in life.
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighbourhood.
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, “Good day sir, even WE are searching”.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
million soldiers to protect a country, but just one woman to make a happy home...
a good maid!
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the Queen.....
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*Posted for laughs with grateful thanks to TO who sent me this post.
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