My friend, Freddie, sent me the following post which is really very funny. Initially, I tried to be too smart and read these with a Mandarin accent but it did not sound right or funny! Then I read it as English words with a Mandarin twang haha...Try it and have a good laugh. My favorite ones are marked with *. How about yours?
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese
That's not right! Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP! Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? *Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table! *Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift! *Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone! No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight. Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive. *Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great *Fa Kin Su Pa
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Any comments or addendum? :-) Have a lovely weekend, dear reader!!!
46 comments to RIB-CRACKING LANGUAGE LESSON
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Johan H What the old lady ordered at the cafe - Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
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Anonymous The best gift of all : The presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Salam
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Anonymous ' Please fall carefully !' a sign-board beside a pond ! (copycat)
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Unknown Dear Village Boy
Thanks so much for your validating comment! Am glad we can all jump-start our weekend with a little silly humor :-).
Have a wonderful weekend!
Cheers
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Unknown Hi Johan
That's a good one!! You got the essence of the humor in the post :-).
Thanks for visiting. May you have a fun-filled weekend with lots of memorable moments with your loved ones.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.02 a.m.
Definitely! Thanks for such inspiring words.
May God continue to bless you and your family in all that you say and do.
Take care and enjoy your weekend.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Kampung Girl
:-p It is heartening to know I am not the only madhatter in cyberspace hehe!
Love your hampalang sentence!
Enjoy your weekend!
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Unknown Hi Copycat
Aiya - this one is a blooper - different category of humor from this post ler..
Thanks for sharing...Enjoy the weekend.
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.06 a.m.
Haha!I see you are in a cheeky mood ...LOL!!
Take care and may your weekend be filled with gaiety and love!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.27 a.m.
That's a good one!! :-)Thanks for sharing.
Take care and have a great weekend.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.30 am
Sorry! I don't know. Perhaps the one who wrote it would like to explain.
Still, kudos to him for loving his wife!
Cheers
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Johan H Two more from my travels:
Mr. Li Wat Yew, Moral officer, Funan province.
Ms. Huang Kern ching, Chief stewardess, some airline.
Bless you for keeping the humour up in cyerspace. God knows we need it.
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Anonymous why wife tell me wife why you wife so hot one !!?? *HK anita singing*
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Unknown Dear Johan
Thanks for sharing the humor! Indeed we need more humor lest we get affected by the depressing state of affairs in our country.
Have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.47 am
Thanks for the clarification. I haven't listened to Anita Mui's songs since her tragic demise.
Take care and have a lovely weekend.
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Boleh Land There are so many yes men around, I call it the Land of Nod.
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QQ A friend asked me, "Why are hotel-room walls so thin when you sleep and so thick when you listen?"
Any answers, friend?
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Selvi "I like to have friends unlike Datuk Najib, who is a bit reserved."
~~ Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor
This should be the best quote of the year, shouldn't it?
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Anonymous Rosmah said although Najib is a man of not many words, he should not be underestimated.
"I always tell others not to underestimate Datuk Najib, he is not easily angered but do not provoke him. If he is angry, there is no forgiveness for you.
"Datuk does not say much but he registered what is happening around him. If I made a mistake, he will reprimand me. If he stomp his feet, it will shudder me...."
Hi, ladies! Get it????
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Unknown Dear QQ
That is so true!!!! haha!
Have a nice day and thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Selvi
:-) I was very tickled when I read that article. I always wonder if some personalities read the speech prepared for them BEFORE they deliver it :-) or whether they read it only at an event....:-)
Hehehe...
Lovely to hear fr you again. Enjoy the weekend.
Cheers
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Anonymous Rosmah said as a wife, she would look after the husband's needs such as food, clothes and health.
Well, she has left out 'something' more important, hasn't she?
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Great Najib was delighted and moved by the response from the rakyat who have joined in his Facebook page, which has today recorded more than 100,000 fans.
Guinness World Records!
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Hafiz b Shukor Perfume salesgirl to customer : "Just a word of advice - don't use this stuff if you're bluffing."
Salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.19pm
:-) Sorry for this late response. Had to run errands....Ya- I read that article and will be doing a post on it. Stay tuned hehehe
Will be quite a funny one!!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.28pm
Exactly! Still waters run deep too :-)!
CHeers
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Unknown Dear Anon @@ 1.37 pm
You are not the only one that noticed it. My fren left a comment about that in an online news portal - which was removed a short while later :-).
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Great @ 2.07pm
Imagine the email addresses that were generated :-).
Very creative and imaginative. Great effort too LOL!!!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Saudara Hafiz
Good one there! I have used a line close to that one when a horizontally-challenged salesperson approached me to buy some slimming cream!
:-)
Take care and have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Anonymous She's at the awkward age - too old for teddy bears, too young for wolves.
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 4.25pm
Aiyoyo! *eyes rolling*
Who can it be??????
Thanks for the suspense!
Eh - I like teddy bears and I don't think I am too old for them LOL so it cannot be me!!!
Cheers
Village Boy Let's move forward with enthusiasm and energy! Nothing makes me happier than seeing all of you in high spirits.
Have a nice weekend