The following was sent to me by my friend, Freddie, who is a fantastic cook with a great sense of humor. Enjoy this list and leave a comment if you like. Laugh a lot and live even more. Take care and have a great day!
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Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
16 comments to WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU RECEIVED SUCH CALLS?
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Unknown Dear Dr. Bala
You are a very patient man who sees the positives in life!
I reckon some would not react so kindly :-).
Take care and enjoy today!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
LOL!!! I thought you might do a jog or sth along that line hehe..
Take care and have fun with Brad and the brood.
Wishing you all a fantastic day ahead!
Salam
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JournoDownUnder Phew! Thank God am retired. Don't think I'll ever receive such a call. If it does happen, I'd probably say: Get a life, doofus! hahahaha...
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stephen Hilarious.The things people say! It s comforting to know that I'm not the only one who's a goofball!
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Unknown Dear JournoDownUnder
Way to go!!! :-) I have also had my share of crank phone calls and my reactions were so hilarious that I think I shocked the callers more than they shocked me LOL!!
Take care and have a great day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Stephen,
Ah - you are too modest hehe! I am sure you have a wicked sense of humor hehe! :-) Have a good day and keep that smile on your face.
Cheers
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Unknown Hi Frankie
Am glad you enjoyed the humor :-)> Lovely to see you again. Take care and have a blessed day.
Shalom
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Anonymous " may-day , may-day ....HELP , we are sinking !!"
'Alloh Alloh , accuse me...wat are you sinking about !! '
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.21 pm
Tis a sad day for many today!
:-(
I expected this already.
And that is the reason why I have two consecutive posts of jokes - just to inject some cheer into the gloomy atmosphere.
Take care.
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Unknown Dear Semuanya OK kot
Indeed! We have to think of what to do instead of focussing on the negatives.
I am still thinking...Any suggestions, my learned reader?
Take care and have a good day!
Warmest wishes
Monyet King very funny. I guess this are the perks of working in the emergency services :)