SPECIALLY FOR THE GUYS :-)

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, March 18, 2010 18 comments
Four blokes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going.



His mates are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but what can they do, they decide to push on.

Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire.

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Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?'

Dave: 'I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who?'

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.

petals Pictures, Images and Photos

On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.'

'And then she said:' 'Do whatever you want.'

So here I am……………

Have a great day everyone! :-)

18 comments to SPECIALLY FOR THE GUYS :-)

  1. says:

    stephen such a lovely story with a happy ending!! If only.... ha ha
    you are good at spinning a yarn MWS and making us hopeful!

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Stephen

    Well, I would not be surprised if such situations actually happened :-) in real life hehe...

    Take care and glad you like the story..Have a great day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous Well, such situations do happen in real life, don't they?

    I like the story, hehe..

  1. says:

    Anonymous Do whatever you want.

    Oh oh, that sounds like a stern warning.

  1. says:

    Apa Nama BN delays GST until after next election.

    ~~ Malaysian Insider

    It looks like Najib does listen to the rakyat!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous where to buy the handcuffs , please !

  1. says:

    Jelapang Voter The ideal wife knows when her husband wants to be forced to do something against his will.

    Food for thought.

  1. says:

    ahoo This bloke has no idea of what the wife wants. How can he still insist on camping with buddies with wife tied to the bed ?

    What would have happen if the milkman or rotiman or even grass cutter come a calling during this damsel in ditress moment ?

    He may receive a bundle of joy not of his doing after nine months, ha! ha! ha! Have a joke...ful day!

  1. says:

    Penangite Selangor Sultan gives Perkasa AGM a miss.

    ~~ Malaysian Insider

    Soooooooooo sorry, Ibrahim Ali. Padan muka.


    Daulat Tuanku

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.14am

    :-) I like it too! Except I wish I was Dave and not the wife LOL!!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.46 am

    Actually, you are a sharp reader. Dave could be a henpecked husband trying to break free and finally - that golden opportunity came..One wonders what awaited him when he went back :-).

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.49am

    I have said it before that our PM does listen to the rakyat but statements by Perkasa do not seem to indicate that some listen to him.

    :-)

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 11.19am

    :-) I believe you can google and mail order stuff like this haha

    Have a lovely day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Jelapang Voter

    Very good observation, dear Jelapang Voter. Thanks for sharing. Have a lovely evening.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    You are a very pragmatic and sensible man who has highlighted pertinent points that Dave should have considered not forgetting the possible undesirable consequences of that action...:-)

    Take care and have a lovely evening.

    Shalom

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Penangite

    Ouch! That must have been a slap in the face for some characters :-).

    Take care and thanks for the update.

    Have a lovely evening.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous My wifey asking and letting me tie her to the bed post the way you described it?

    Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!!!

    This would definitely be one of my three wishes if a fat bellied genie were to appear before me now!!! :)

    The three blokes can go to hell.

    StraightTalking

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear StraightTalking

    LOL!!! You are definitely very honest and human!! Thanks for the smiles! Take care and have a lovely evening.

    Cheers

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