Good morning everyone! To dispel the gloomy atmosphere with the mud-slinging matches being held in conjunction with the forthcoming Hulu Selangor by-election, have a good laugh with the following joke that my friend Freddie sent me yesterday. Apologies to all blondes....no offense meant cos this is just for laughs! Have a nice day!
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
20 comments to ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SMART WOMAN!!!
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Anonymous “If you want to ask bad things, ask your enemy; if you want good things, ask your friends. It’s just part of the process,” she said, shrugging off the allegations her husband is an alcoholic and a womaniser.
“That’s over already. The main thing is what he can bring to the people,” she added.
-- Datin Suliana Shamsuddin, Zaid’s wife
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d'enricher Good joke.
Some how it always work. Nude women, stupid man.
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
Haha! Yes, I am quite fed up too with the way things are turning out. Cats behave better than some others!
Indeed thank God for this joke which I hope made many laugh out loudly :-).
Take care and have a great day!
Salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 8.23 am
Agree! It depends on the situation, time and the person!
*winks*
Have a good day.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 8.25 am
Thanks for sharing that beautiful quotation. It takes one good man to find a good woman and a good couple to beget a beautiful family!
I believe Zaid is a good man.
Take care and have a good day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear d'enricher
Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed the joke. I agree with your observation :-).
Take care and have a good day. Do keep in touch.
Salam
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Hafiz b Shukor Jokes aside, I am truly disappointed and disgusted with the BN's immoral campaigning to secure victory in Hulu Selangor.
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Ex-MCA Man P.Kamalanathan said adopting a clean and transparent campaign would prevent lies from being spread.
Well said. Not all Hulu Selangor voters are fools! They can no longer afford to trust BN!
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Anonymous I am confident that a man who could walk out of a Ministerial post with the purpose of standing by his principles, a man who could further own up in public to his mistakes and apologise - is a man of high dignity. Don't we need more people of his calibre as our representatives?
By Babulal, A Malaysian
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Anonymous In a Malay majority area, call me Kamal
In an Indian majority area, call me Nathan
In a Christian majority area, call me Alan
In a Chinese Hokkien majority area, call me Kamlan
Betul-betul 1Malaysia
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Anonymous It takes one good man to find a good woman.
Haha, that sounds good!
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Anonymous All Umno PMs drank except Pak Lah, claims PAS.
~~ Malaysian Insider
Soooooooo?
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Unknown Dear Hafiz
I feel the same way, saudara Hafiz. What will happen if they DO win using this strategy????
What a frightening thought.
Only the Hulu Selangor voters can prevent this from happening!
Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
Take care and have a good evening.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Ex-MCA Man
Indeed! I just hope that more and more will be enlightened as the polling day approaches.
Take care and thanks for sharing.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon (are you Babulal?)
I support your statement fully! Hulu Selangor are blessed to have in their reach such an honorable man who walks the ways of integrity, honesty and sincerity. May they vote wisely and vote Zaid.
Take care and have a lovely evening.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.03 pm
Far above the name, I pray Hulu Selangor voters will look at the heart of the man and choose the one with a pure heart that oozes with integrity and sincerity.
Take care and thanks for sharing.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 3.57pm
Thanks! May you be blessed in the same way!
Have a lovely evening and do keep in touch.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anon 4.11pm
Exactly! Why are they creating a storm in a teacup to distract voters?
Most disappointing!
Thanks for sharing.
Best wishes
Cat-from-Sydney Finally! The cat couldn't bring herself to comment on all those so-po blogs...phew! Thank God for the Irish blonde. har har har *evil laughs*