Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
A day without sunshine is like night.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stopped laughing.
14 comments to BITS OF WISDOM
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Ting Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
TDM can't possibly disagree with this statement, can he?
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Cat-from-Sydney You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stopped laughing.
har har har har har *laugh with me Aunty Paula* har har har har... owww...my jaw hurts.
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Kampung Girl Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
What about Saiful who did not wash his anus for two days in order to preserve the evidence?
Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
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manjungfren@yahoo.com If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Hi, Bung Mokhtar! What say you?
Do you confess to be a lawmaker or a breaker??
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nick Sis,
Bit of Humor (not "wisdom" if we apply it to the First Trolley, Her Hairness Youknowwho!)
Love is grand BUT for the First trolley, love is many hundreds of pound (and I don't mean Sterling Pound)!
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. (Can't describe The First Trolley any better than that)!
Time is a great healer but it's a lousy beautician (so is a lousy hairdresser- big hair doesn't suit a big head or body for that matter).
Talk is cheap but for "her hairness", her singing is very expensive for BN Sibu by election.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there (this doesn't apply to her cos if she sits on the track, it will derail the train and she'll be perfectly safe).
Brain cells come and brain cells goes, but fat cell live forever. (How did the writer know we were thinking of the First Trolley???).
I'm a nutritional overachiever. (Is the writer psychic or what? Does he/she know the First trolley personally?)
Amateur builds the ark, professionals built the Titanic BUT only idiots bought a submarine that can't submerge (it might, if the first trolley is on board. But then, they have to be extra careful where they put her. Word to the wise, never put her in the fore compartment for obvious reason).
I am having an out of money experience ("Fat" chance!!! That will never happen to the First Trolley! Why did you think she got the title "First trolley" in the first place?)
Have a great weekend Sis and May GOD bless us all.
Nick.
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Anonymous James 1:5 (NIV)
If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.
1Cor 1:27 (NIV)
But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong.
Proverbs tells us that without wise council our plans are bound to fail. It is only with the help of trusted friends, advisers and counselors that our plans will succeed.
Chinese proverb : At home we depend on our parents but outside of home we rely on friends. Cannot be more true than that.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 9.59am
Thanks for that thought-provoking comment. Have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Ting
Some grow wiser with the years and obviously some don't! :-)
Thanks for making that correlation haha!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
Very true - which is why I love to start the day with jokes or inspirational stuff not forgetting looking out for your lively and candid comments which never cease to bring smiles to my face!
Take care and have a lovely weekend.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Kampung Girl
I know...it is ICKY, GELI and absolutely horrifying!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
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Unknown Dear manjungfren@yahoo.com
Very good question which I am sure some would not want to answer! In fact, they don't have to cos the answer is staring right at us :-).
Thanks for sharing.
Have a nice weekend.
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Nick
Haha! Love your First Trolley and Her Hairness LOL!!! I have stomach cramps and my laugh lines are appearing now haha...
Aiyo - reading your comment has been such a wonderful cathartic experience...letting out the stress, disappointment and sadness via laughing out loud.
Thank you, Nick, for bringing much sarcastic humor into my blog in such a classy way!
Have a blessed weekend. Take care and have a great time with your loved ones.
Salam
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Many thanks for these nuggets of wisdom that you have shared with us today.
There is indeed many precious lessons to learn from each of them.
Take care and have a blessed weekend.
Shalom
Anonymous Tomorrow never comes.
When it comes, it becomes today...