When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two queues. One queue for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other queue for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St Peter."
Soon all the women were gone and there were only the two queues of men. The queue of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 kilometers long, and in the queue of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this queue?"
The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here.
Lesson: The secret of a happy marriage is to obey your wife!!!
No offense intended for any man or boy reading this LOL!! I posted this for the humor element :-).Have a great day everyone!!
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Unknown Dear ismi
Thanks for such a witty comment! Take care and have a great weekend!
May you and yours have a lifetime of love and happiness together.
Salam
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Anonymous The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Gen 3:12
The man said, "The woman you put here with me-she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it."
Thus, begin the journey of a lifelong "blame game." Men will always blame their spouse no matter what as that trend was set by no other than Father Adam of old.
Gen 3:6
When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.
There is no perfect couple in this world and as long as the man remains the head while the woman as the neck, both can move freely into old age like old vintage wine.
This is earth and not heaven where perfection is not found. Tolerance and meaningful communication is the hallmark to one's stable marriage. The couple that prays together stays together and same goes for family too. Cheers !!!
~ahoo~
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Anonymous ladies , without the man's rib you won't exist at all , so ...!
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Anonymous Dear Masterwordsmith,
On behalf of me mates,I will say most of us guys will definetly not stand in the 100km line nor be the dong-dong stand alone guy.
We'll just head to St.Peter path... where all the women goes that's where men go !!!!!
GOD will understand us.
Cheerio!
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Anonymous yeeeeee...Aunty Paula....trying from pick our brains huh? yeeeee...naughty, naughty.
Shhhh....Uncle StraightTalking told me that smart husbands always know when to keep their mouth shut. Don't tell him I said his or I'm dead.
OK, I'm outta here.
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Anonymous I was told by my dearest friend that he always has the last say in all the arguments with the wife. And the word is..........."Yes Dear".
Cheers,
Yee
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Many thanks for your inspiring and heartwarming comment.Thanks for sharing from your experience and heart.
Take care and may the Lord continue to bless you and your wife with a lifetime of loving, sharing and caring.
Shalom
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.29pm
LOL!! That is a priceless comment haha! Thanks for the smiles.
Cheers and happy mopping hehee!!
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.39pm
Very true! And in silence we will submit ....
*winks*
Take care and God bless you and yours!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.14p.m.
Thanks for sharing your wonderful sense of humor!!
Love your comment!!
Take care and do stay in touch.
Have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 249pm
Haha!! You are such a delightful friend!!
Thanks for the witty input!
Cheers!
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Unknown Dear Yee
Thanks for that wise input - just two words which can build a better marriage LOL!!!
Take care and may you have a wonderful lifetime of loving, sharing and caring with your loved ones.
Cheers!
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ismi hey i m learning a lot here, must go teach my huby to learn to hv the last say..hehe ' ye lah sayang.. '
ismi let's hear fr the men ;)
but we love men who love their wives so very much. thanks for making us queen with the control ;D