
APPLE DOES IT AGAIN!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I wonder who will buy this gadget :-). Cheers!
*iTit is a work of fiction and this has been posted for laughs.
Cat-from-Sydney Obviously someone who'd love to pander to excuses like: May I place my ears nearer to your iTit darling? I'd like to listen to your boobs....har har har....Aunty Paula, this can cause a riot. Imagine a female politician on stage telling everyone: Hear my booby speaks.... purrr....meow!