Before you know how to satisfy a man, you must understand HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN. It is a very delicate and complicated process which involves efforts to:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore,defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.
And now, HOW TO SATISFY A MAN.
A very non-complicated process indeed - Just show up in your birthday suit with beer and food.
*Posted just for laughs to jump start a gloomy Monday!
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6 comments to How To Satisfy A Man or a Woman!
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modernlifeisrubbish It's indeed a gloomy Monday here looking out the office window. Appreciate the humour, although i suspect there may be truths in them. "Kill for" and "die for" are certainly what men would do more easily to satisfy a woman than the other way round.
As a man, i can say what you wrote is so true. Men are always so much easier to pleased because they more often think with their groin. Sigh...
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KoSong Cafe Hi Paula, no need so cheong hei lah. Women are born to be difficult, to please them is inherently impossible, just like racist Umno/Ketuanan Melayu and 1Malaysia.
Some hints: wants husband to be goody two-shoes, yet expect him to be exciting and interesting like those playboys; wants husband to be safe and rational in employment or business, yet expect him to be successful like those who take risks and even indulged in illegal or immoral businesses; etc. etc. etc. (think Yul Brynner in King and I).
'Why can't a woman be more like a man?' asked Prof. Higgins in My Fair Lady, and I actually got a wife who wears the pants (jeans), who can drive a Caterpillar 928 shovel loader and use the petrol engined grass cutter, and treat the men at work like 'she is one of them'! She will be the first to start a conversation with men, so they don't even need to try!
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Unknown Hi Early Bird
:-) How wonderful to see you again!! Missed your clever and classy comments. Am glad to hear that it works for you haha..
Thanks for swinging by to share your thoughts.
Take care and have a great week!
Blessings
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Unknown Dear Joshua
Great to hear your frank and candid opinion! As a woman, I can confirm that what you shared and what is expressed in the post make sense and are so true! I believe many women drive men either to heights of madness (from both frustration and passion haha) and it evens out so much that finally, men become so patient and compatible with women LOL!! Just kidding..or perhaps it could be true :-).
Take care and have a wonderful week ahead!
Blessing and peace to you and yours
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Unknown Dear Kosong Cafe
ROFL!!! Brilliant comment haha!! I simply love this honest-to-goodness tell it like it is comment which is rib-cracking and yet, the truth hurts!!
Thanks so much for enriching this post with your input. Take care and God bless you and yours.
Cheers
Earlybird Works for me MWS.