The man replies, I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.
The officer then asks, really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?
The man replies,
My wife.
*Thanks to Freddie who sent me this post. Have a nice day everyone!
Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
Phew! Thought he was going to a lecture on cat grass. Har har har!!!! purrrr....meow!