A Priceless Joke

Posted by Unknown On Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3 comments
When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle:

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years!

How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"

"A pen*s," replied Madame De Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles De Gaulle leaned over to his wife and said:

"Ma cherie, I believe zat ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!"

3 comments to A Priceless Joke

  1. says:

    Captain Obvious Dear masterwordsmith,

    I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with..... Oops! ;)

    Cheers!

  1. says:

    Anonymous Why so many things French leh ? We have french kiss, french cap, french fries, french oil etc. Maybe we need french maid too !

    ~ahoo~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    LOL!! French maids of the past were indeed a common feature in many movies.

    And they came in pretty packages too :-).

    Take care and enjoy the evening.

    Cheers

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