Classic Satire - Difficult Neighbours and Council Tax

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, December 2, 2010 8 comments
A proposed council tax-evaluation policy will mean reassessment of current house values which will mean they will charge us more if we live in a nice area.



That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. It is not known if they have the same father. They are out of control.


I hate living near Windsor Castle .


Thanks to Angela who sent me this post! Have a nice day everyone. Hope you enjoyed this satirical humor!

8 comments to Classic Satire - Difficult Neighbours and Council Tax

  1. says:

    Anonymous i got it! LOL

  1. says:

    Anonymous from bayu
    I don't get the joke.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon # 1

    LOL!!! I am glad you enjoyed this...

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear bayu

    I also did not get it at first...then I read it again...

    It is about a certain ROYAL family ...

    Hint : Windsor Castle...

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous This joke came in with council tax nearly twenty years ago

  1. says:

    Anonymous Those who did not get the joke obviously did not study or understand history the way we did. To the younger generation, history means only Malaysian history and Malaysian history means whatever happened after 1957. LOL.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon

    Thanks for that nugget of info! I did not realize this joke has been around for so long!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon # 6

    LOL!! By jove, you are spot on!! Thanks for the witty comment and the smiles!

    Cheers

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