1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they brand it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10.If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???
13.If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this Just kidding!
Thanks to Angela who sent me this post.
Have a nice day, everyone!
8 comments to Confusing English
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Anonymous someone's girl fren is Angelina Yam > Angel Yam > Ang Yam > Ayam !
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Anonymous when Chinese scolds : " your head ! "
English scolds : " my foot ! "
Others : " @#$%^&* !! "
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Unknown Dear Grandpa
Wow!! That is a fantastic home-grown oneliner filled with witty humor that we can all identify with haha! Thanks for sharing!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon # 2
Thanks for sharing that! May your days be filled with laughter and humor!
Stay in touch, ya?
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Unknown Dear Anon # 3
Not when it is with milk/susu :-)!
Take care and have a great day!
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Unknown Dear Anon # 4
That is very observant of you!! I never realized that till now. Thanks for sharing!
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Grandpa There's also another merger being planned: it is between Ayam Mas,Honeywell,and Home Depot. It's going to be called "Honey,AyamHome!"