Famous Malaysian Excuses *humor*

Posted by Unknown On Monday, December 27, 2010 10 comments
Thanks to Freddie who sent me the following post which I am posting for the sake of HUMOR and with no intention to insult anyone. Take care and have a fantastic Monday morning!



This is What All Malaysians Should Know:

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
A**nomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Ma**i Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning


NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Everything on earth..

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Ti*a.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour.

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
-10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do..u all go first'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:
everybody jumping what!

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE:
minum kopi

10 comments to Famous Malaysian Excuses *humor*

  1. says:

    Grandpa Thanks for this. They are funny and yet so true of Malaysians.

    You are welcome to read my take on our eating habits here:

    http://fruitofmylabour.blogspot.com/2010/09/boy-do-we-like-to-eat.html

  1. says:

    Anonymous Thank you for your post...Hmmmmmm...can I suggest that it be written as "1M'sia excuse or reason for...."

    Hehehe...sounds better to show our "support" for Barang Naik gomen, rite??? :)

  1. says:

    Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
    Hmmm...you missed out:

    NATIONAL CURE FOR IMPOTENCE
    Tongkat Ali

    NATIONAL CURE FOR FOOD POISONING
    Pil Chi Kit Teck Aun (ypu're Penangite, should know this!)

    purrrr....meow!

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Angelina

    *clapping*

    Superb addendum!!!

    Thanks a million, dearie! Take care and have a great day!

    Salam

  1. says:

    Anonymous NATIONAL CURE FOR CORRUPTION
    Vote to change a corrupt govt.

    NATIONAL CURE FOR ABADON BABIES
    Set up a half-way house for young mothers.

    NATIONAL CURE FOR BEING NON-PATRIOTIC
    A compulsory pass in history by year 2014.

    NATIONAL WAY TO MILK MILLIONS FROM GOVT
    National training camps where uniforms were reused but claimed it new with huge bills sent for payment.

    NATIONAL CURE FOR TRAFFIC WOES
    Set up a plant to manufacture national cars but were in fact just a front for assembling where UMW and Tan Chong were already doing it years ago.

    NATIONAL CURE FOR KL FLASH FLOODS
    Smart tunnels by someone smart enough to divert not only water but solid hardcash into their pockets.

    Aiyah, I could rant on and on leh. There is a Never Ending Policy in bolihland where one can learn so much and yet not get bored.

    ~ahoo~

  1. says:

    Anonymous NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR POLITICIANS WHEN CHARGE IN COURT
    'it is a conspiracy'

    NATIONAL EXCUSE WHEN PRISONERS LOOK BEATEN UP WITH A BLACK EYE
    'may be he did it himself'

    NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR TAKING HUGE COMMISSIONS
    'it is paid by the supplier and not the govt'

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Grandpa

    I am glad this post resonates with you :-). I am going to check out your blog right after this. Thanks so much for your support, readership, input and the connection. Take care and have a blessed new year!

    Best wishes
    mws

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    What a fantastic addendum you have shared today! Thanks for jiving with the post! Take care and may the new year bring you and yours blessing after blessing!

    Have a wonderful week.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon # 6

    Fantastic additions to the list! Thank you so much for resonating with this post. Please feel free to send me any of your write-ups either here in the comment box or at
    mwsmithunplugged@gmail.com

    You write very well with a sharp perspective and much wit!

    Take care and may the Almighty bless you and yours richly in 2011.

    Do keep in touch.

    Best wishes
    mws

  1. says:

    Starmandala National excuse for not bothering to register as a voter: I HATE POLITICS!

    National excuse for continuing to vote BN: BETTER THE DEVIL WE KNOW!

    National excuse for putting up posters that show Najib and 1Malaysia: AIYAH, CARI MAKAN MAH!

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