* Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
* Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien
* David Melor - Dildo marvel
* The Houses of Parliament - Loonies far up the Thames
* Francois Mitterand - Mad strain of cretin
* Performance related pay - Mere end of year claptrap
* Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case
* The Open University - Intrusive Neophyte
* The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
* Acorn Computers - Crap to consumer
* Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend
* Eastenders - needs a rest
* Home and Away - Aha..yawn mode
* Eldorado - Real dodo
* Selina Scott - Elastic snot
* Peter Ustinov - Eruptive snot
* Actors - scrota
* Robert DeNiro - error on bidet
* Rita Hayworth - Hot hairy wart
* Sir Alec Guinness - Clearing sinuses
* Mel Gibson - big melons
* Arnold Schwarzenegger - He's grown large 'n' crazed
* Kylie Minogue - I like 'em young
* Gloria Estefan - large fat noise
* Chris Rea - rich arse
* Marti Pellow - Ill tapeworm
* Madonna, the material girl - Real dim man-eating harlot
* Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled
* Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad
* Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
* Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag
* Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
* Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester - Boddington's stomach ache fermenter
Anonymous Here are some more anagrams…enjoy…
Why do people still say “Elvis” is not dead?
Because if you rearrange the word “Elvis”, it becomes “Alive”
“The meaning of life” really means nothing.
Because if you rearrange the words, it become “The fine game of nil”
When a person reaches “desperation”, he usually hangs himself.
Because he knows that “A rope ends it”
“A shoplifter” can never resist his habit.
Why? A voice tells him that he “has to pilfer”
The “Statue of Liberty” stands true to its name.
Of course…rearrange the word and it becomes “Built to say free”
“Princess Diana” died in a car crash because it is fated.
Sadly…it’s written in her name “End in a car spin”.
“Clint Eastwood” is remembered for his role as a cowboy more than as Dirty Harry.
Why? Well, his name say it all – “Old West Action”.
Taiwanese go to a “funeral” and expect karaoke and dancing.
Why? The word, if rearranged means “real fun”.
Do you know why most people fear the “mother-in-law”?
Because if rearranged, the word becomes “Woman Hitler”
We all agree that “Actor Sylvester Stallone” doesn’t know how to act.
It’s true. His name becomes “Very cool talentless star” if rearranged.
“A gentleman” is not only polite but also well dressed.
Why? The word becomes “Elegant man” when rearranged.
I always love “The country side”.
Why? Because there is “No city dust here”
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