1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live
with.
4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
11. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where
you live.
12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
14. TJ's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the
average man can see better than he can think.
16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
you left them to where you can't find them.
18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed.
Number 16 of course, came from Mark Twain
3 comments to The Lost Laws *humor*
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Anonymous The standard quotes are :
"Look before you leap" BUT in Malusia it has been Loot before you quit !
"Make hay while the Sun still shines" BUT in Malusia it has been This is my land and if you disagee with me you can balik tongsan.
"Doing the right thing is far better than doing thing right" BUT in Malusia we are wasting so much time and money fixing up things gone wrong from leakages in Parliament, Kepong MRR 2 cracks, Collapse Stadium in T'gganu, Collapse Ceilings in immigration office at Putra Jaya, Sub that cannot dive but paid with innocent blood, Warships built locally but inferior and yet money being paid, unaccounted flights of monies overseas with Malusia as the numero umo with no words from top guns.
Let us take the bull by the horns and save this nation for our future generation by voting out those corrupted ones.
~ahoo~
Donplaypuks® "Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."
Our national anthem!
dpp
we are all of 1 Race, the HUman Race