A Golfer's Romance

Posted by Unknown On Friday, February 4, 2011 5 comments
Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

*Posted for laughs for the sake of humor with no intention to offend or to insult anyone.

Thanks to Freddy who sent me this joke via email. :-) Have nice day everyone!

5 comments to A Golfer's Romance

  1. says:

    SFGEMS This is funny. Gong Xi Fa Cai, Paula.

  1. says:

    Grandpa This is very to the power of 100 funny!!! Hilarious!!! I'm a bachelor and a golfer so I can relate to both.

    Btw do you know how I can get to one of those singles cruise?

  1. says:

    Unknown Hi Lita

    :-) Indeed, it is hilarious. Thanks so much for your festive greetings! Take care and have a great weekend.

    Shalom

  1. says:

    bayi Golfers often have a one-track mind when they talk about golf. This account is hilarious!

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear bayi

    :-) Agree!! I could not believe it when I first read it. A real classic indeed. Take care and have a good weekend.

    Cheers

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