An Irish man in the elevator

Posted by Unknown On Friday, February 25, 2011 4 comments
A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 10 inch pe***, 3 pounds of tes******, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.



The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 10 inch pe***, my tes****** weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:

'Turner Brown'?!....Good heavens! I thought you said, "Turn around"!

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke. Have a nice day everyone and keep smiling!
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4 comments to An Irish man in the elevator

  1. says:
    February 25, 2011 at 6:25 AM

    Anonymous Hahahaha....tq ! i was always told NOT to queue in front of a big fellow who 'singh' ...oops 'sings' !!

  1. says:
    February 25, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    Unknown Dear Anon #1

    I always dread using elevatos...*shudders*. Perhaps it is because I read far too many horrible reports..

    Thanks for your witty response haha...Take care, have a nice day and do keep in touch.

    Cheers

  1. says:
    February 25, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Anonymous What a way with words ! My grandson of 30 months was blabing away yesterday the word "Putri Mart." That is in Puchong where his mom normally does her shopping.

    We were shocked initially thinking that he was uttering the word "Pu.. Mak" and was relief after his mom explains that she went shopping with him at "Putri Mart" yesterday, hahaha ! God bless his innocence.

    ~ahoo~

  1. says:
    February 25, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    Thanks so much for sharing a true to life experience that resonates with this post. Wow - you are so lucky to have grandkids at your young age :-)! Take care and enjoy the precious moments with your loved ones.

    Have a blessed weekend.

    Shalom

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