The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
1. Initially, the Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash moves.
2. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling that things were serious, but the neurologists thought Cameron had a lot of nerve.
3. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception whilst the Ophthalmologists considered the whole business very short-sighted.
4. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians told them to "Grow up!"
5. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
6. The Surgeons said they were fed up with cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
7. ENT specialists found the economic proposals very hard to swallow and just wouldn't hear any more about them.
8. The Pharmacologists thought them a bitter pill and the Plastic Surgeons thought they put, "a whole new face on the matter...."
9. The Podiatrists wanted to put their best foot forward whereas the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say so.
In the end, one Rectal specialist declared that they should all leave it up to the arseholes in London .
*Thanks to Angela who sent me this post which I have put up for the sake of laughs. Take care and have a nice day!
2 comments to Medical Jokes
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ahoo The Philologist thinks that calling for the decision of arseholes in London is too far fetched as their decisions may stinks like hell.
Nearer home we have Philanthropist that are willing to donate to buy up all those Holy Books that were descrated to be distributed freely to readers of the faith it was intended only.
The socalled Sodomist now has to face the music again for having the service of a foreign prostitute. What a way to destroy the life and family of this man.
Now let the Psalmist has the final says : Psalm 5:4-6 (NLT)
4. O God, you take no pleasure in wickedness; you cannot tolerate
the slightest sin.
5. Therefore, the proud will not be allowed to stand in your
presence, for you hate all who do evil.
6. You will destroy those who tell lies. The Lord detests
murderers and deceivers.
Now let the Pianist sums it up with the song : It is well with my soul and let us not be distracted by the Palmist that our future are in the lines of our hands when we can't even add an hour to our lives.
The Optimist in me says that we are indeed heading for change albeit slowly but surely with more people being fed-up with gutter politics from those who are selective in their prosecution.
Cat-from-Sydney Hey! They forgot to consult the vets! They would say: Crazy animals! har har har *evil laughs*