Canine Lessons

Posted by Unknown On Sunday, June 12, 2011 4 comments
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

DOG PROPERTY LAWS




-Author Unknown-

Have a lovely day!

4 comments to Canine Lessons

  1. says:

    Cat-from-Sydney Sit!! Bad dog! Bad dog! Sit! Roll! Fetch! That's all they know... har har har *evil laughs*

  1. says:

    Jimmy Liew LOL, Dog Property Laws??

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Angelina

    LOL!!! You are, as always, incorrigibly lovable!! Take care and have a great day!

    Salam

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Jimmy Liew

    :-) Cute, isn't it? I gather you must be a dog lover too :-). Take care and have a great week ahead!

    Cheers

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