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Four guys were on a 3-day golf trip.

No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so loudly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Jim, what happened to you?

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."


The next night it was Sam's turn. In the morning, same thing! Hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot.

They said, "Sam, what happened to you? You look awful!

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I was awake all night, watching him."

The third night it was Don's turn.

Don was a tanned, fit, older gentleman. A man's man.

The next morning Don came to breakfast all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it. They said, "Don, what happened?"

He said, "Well, when I got ready for bed, I went over and tucked Bob in. I patted him on the butt, kissed him goodnight and gave him a wink...

Bob sat up and watched me all night." :-)

*Posted for laughs for a bright start to Monday!

Thanks to Freddie who sent me this joke! Have a nice day everyone!