LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN MISTAKES CAN LENGTHEN YOUR LIFE………SO SAYS RESEARCH.
LAUGHING AT YOUR WIFE’S MISTAKES CAN SHORTEN YOUR LIFE……SO SAYS EXPERIENCE.
ISN’T LIFE LIKE A GRAMMAR LESSON?
AT TIMES, WE FIND THE PAST- PERFECT AND SOMETIMES THE PRESENT- TENSE
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OFTEN A MARRIED MAN CHANGES JOBS
HE STILL ENDS UP WITH THE SAME BOSS
LIES DO NOT END A RELATIONSHIP.
USUALLY THE TRUTH DOES.
EXTENDED VERSION OF STEVE JOB’S LAST WORDS FOR INDIANS
“I-PILL IS NOT OUR PRODUCT. THE I-PAD IS NOT A SANIT**Y NAP***”.
HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE LIKE 2 TYRES OF A VEHICLE.
IF ONE IS PUNCTURED, THE VEHICLE CANNOT MOVE FURTHER.
MORAL: ALWAYS KEEP A SPARE TYRE!
COND**S DON’T GUARANTEE SAFE S** ANYMORE.
A FRIEND OF MINE WAS WEARING ONE WHEN HE WAS SHOT DEAD BY THE WOMAN’S HUSBAND.
*posted for laughs with no intention to insult anyone*
Thanks to Angela who sent me this post! Take care and do share your thoughts via the comments secction.
pak yeh Ha,ha,ha,ha. Superb one liner jokes.
Thanks for the laughs.
Id like very much to hear more from you and this Angela lady.