masterwordsmith-unplugged

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied.

He went to a sex shop and explained his situation.  The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... The Magic P***s!"

The husband said, "The what...?"

The man repeated, "The Magic P****s,"  and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary di**o.

The husband laughed and said, ''It looks like a di**o!''

The man then pointed to the door and said, ''Magic P***s, door!''

The p***s rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole.

The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle.

Then the man said, ''Magic P***s, return to box!'' and the p***s stopped and returned to the box.

The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.

After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Pe**s. She undressed, opened the box and said, ''Magic Penis, my vagina.''

The 'tool' shot to her cr***h. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering or**sms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.

She tried to pull it  out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense org**m made her swerve all over the road. A Police Officer saw this and immediately pulled her over.

He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, ''I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic P***s thing stuck in my cr***h and it won't stop s******g me.''

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, ''Yeah right.....Magic Pe**s, my arse...!!!!!!!!!!''

The rest, as they say, is history......

 -Author Unknown-

Thanks to Kassim who sent me this joke which I am posting for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.

Have a restful evening!