- The Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
- He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
- A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
- Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
- Mummies are bound to be uptight.
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
- There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
- Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
- There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
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