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John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constantly reminded John.

In each room of the house she said: "John, if it were not for my money, we would not be here."

John didn't say a word.

That afternoon a truck delivered a load of new furniture which Roberta paid for with her money.

After the furniture was in its place, they toured the house again.

As they observed each room, beautifully appointed and magnificently decorated, Roberta reminded her husband: "John, if it were not for my money,
this furniture would not be here."

Again, John was silent.

Late in the afternoon another truck came with a special piece of furniture which was to be the focal point of the family room.

It was a combination stereo-television-computer center all wrapped into one gorgeous piece of furniture. Roberta paid for it with her money.

When it was in place, Roberta again said: "John, if it were not for my money, that beautiful electronics system would not be here."

Finally, John spoke: "Honey, I don't want to make you feel bad, but...if it were not for your money, I wouldn't be here either!"

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A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall in a nearby town one weekend.

As they were getting ready to go, the girl came downstairs dressed in short shorts and a spaghetti string top.

An anticipated fight broke out between her and the husband over her inappropriate attire.

In order to keep the peace, the mother stepped in and reminded her husband that when they were young she had dressed the same way, it was the style.

He said, "Yeah! Well if you remember right I had something to say about that, too!"

:Yes dear", she said, "you did . . . you asked me for my phone number!"

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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at his work site.

After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone, the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!! She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hard slap.

While the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, son said:

The number u are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please Try Again Later.