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One day, Ah Beng was having a discussion with his American and Russian friend. They were boasting how great their countries were. So the American said "By 2020, we in America will be sending our space shuttle to Mars". The Russian friend thought for a while and wanted to beat the American and said ," By 2020, the Russians will be sending the space shuttle to Venus". Ah Beng thought for a while and wanted to beat both of them. So Ah Beng said 'By 2020, we will be sending our space shuttle to the Sun".

There was silence for a moment. Then the curious American asked Ah Beng, "Ah Beng, don't you think the sun is too hot for the space shuttle to land ?". So Ah Beng replied, "Don’t worry lah, we will make our landing in the evening. Evening,  not so hot lo…".

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One beautiful December evening Ah Beng and his girlfriend Ah Lian were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Ah Lian said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Ah Beng.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and its
the perfect time,"Ah Lian begged.
But Ah Beng replied , "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Ah Beng, just once play Weeweechu with me."
Ah Beng looked at Ah Lian and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."
Ah Beng grabbed his guitar and both sang this song……………..
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"Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,
Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,
Weeweechu a melly Clistmas,
and a happy New Year”

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Ah Beng was in New Zealand and was discussing with a Russian and Canadian about how cold their countries were. The Russian said, "It is so cold in Russia  that when you pour a drink, the water is changed to ice immediately. So you have to warm the cup before you can drink".

The Canadian said, "That is nothing. In Canada, it is so cold that when we speak, our words are frozen and become ice in the air. So we have to take the ice and heat it up before we can hear the words.
Ah Beng listened curiously and was determined not to be left out of the conversation. So Ah Beng said,
 "That is nothing. In New Zealand,  it  so cold  that when the sheep jumped over the fence, they were
all frozen. So you had all the sheep frozen over the fence.
But the Canadian and Russian were not impressed. So the Russian said, "Ah Beng, you are not telling the truth. How can the sheep be suspended in the air ? Gravity will definitely pull them down. So Ah Beng replied, "Aaaaiiiiihyah……even the gravity also  frozen mah ".

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Ah Beng was in church one Sunday when his pastor gave very long sermon. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, Ah Beng spoke with his pastor and said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful –it was so refreshing." The pastor was of course very happy and said, “Ah Beng, that  is very kind of you. Which part of my sermon was refreshing ?”     Ah Beng replied ,   "Oh…when I woke up ….I was really refreshed ."