Thanks to my dear friend Angela who sent me the following joke. No offense to anyone. Smile a lot and have a pleasant day!
An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates.
But the Chinese covered his face and the trio ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.
The Chinese replied, "I don't know about you....... but in my country,it's the face that people recognize."
:-) Have a great day!
4 comments to Chinese Wisdom? *humor*
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Unknown Dear StraightTalking
LOL!! That is a new one which I have not heard before.
Thanks for sharing and for the smiles.
Have a lovely weekend.
Cheers
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Anonymous No wonder those criminals in court always covered their faces when the camera men are at work ? Hahaha. Face is sure case of easy recognition and it tells of the chinese who are all out to "save face" in many matters.
Good jokes for the weekend ! Have a joyful holidays.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Glad you enjoyed this one. So did I. Hope you had a great weekend. Take care and God bless always!
Shalom
Anonymous Three blokes were reporting for work at a construction site; an American, a Russian, and a Chinese. The boss decides to assign work according to their physique. He shouts to the huge American, "You're in charge of the cement." Then he shouts to the Russian, "You're in charge of the dirt." Then he shouts to the Chinese, "You're in charge of supplies."
Then he boomed, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Good job," to the American. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good job," to the Russian. But he couldn't find the Chinese, so he asks, "Where the hell is the Chinese guy?” All of a sudden, the Chinese jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
StraightTalking