Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous
3 comments to Humor About Wives
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Unknown Dear ahoo
LOL!!! That is very funny hahaha! Did you write that??? Utterly hilarious haha. Thanks for sharing!
Cheers
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Anonymous Simple mind writes simple humor for simple simon !
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Anonymous A good wife is one who is always cool and sound in any argument but yet able to drive her husband to the ground.
A wife who organises the house, cooks, send children to school and still have time for golf with hubby is a super woman.
Wives who know their husbands expenses to the dot and also their banking balance should work in central bank and be in charge of our nation's finance.
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