An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life ?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'
Damn!!! Women think of everything!!
* Posted just for laughs and not to offend any one. Thanks to Pauline who sent me this post. Take care and have a lovely evening!
2 comments to Women Think of Everything :-)
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Unknown Dear Saudara Hussein
How lovely to hear from you and to know both of us share similar sentiments! I loved your piece on Umno and Population Engineering and am glad that you are blogging excellently from down under. Thanks for your witty comment in response to this post. Take care and have a lovely weekend!
Salam
STEADYAKU47 It is now 10.53 here in Adelaide and I have been having one of those days full of self doubts as to what I should do re PKR and the Hari Kiri they are performing on themselves without any assistance from anyone else....and then I came across that "whatever you may call it" dig at the MCP - much deserved if I may say so! ...and it made me smile. Now I know what advise to give to Rosmah when she buries Najib! Regards.