I have an old friend who loves to fart. In fact, he is infamous for his farts. In the 1980s when we were holidaying in Pulau Pangkor, the group of us were cycling round Pulau Pangkor. When we were going uphill, all of us got down from our bikes and pushed our iron horses uphill. Suddenly, he farted right in front of me and with a sudden burst of energy from the methane explosion, I went wayyyyyyyyyyyy ahead to escape the onslaught of gas.
This evening, I revisited my favorite video clips on farting which you can view HERE and also AT THIS LINK.
Dr. Michael Chick also shared a link to this site which every human who loves to fart MUST READ:
FACTS ON FARTS
I wanted to share a short story that my younger son wrote when he was four called "Bart Who Loved to Fart" but even after searching high and low for that exercise book, I cannot find it. Basically, it is a story about Bart who loved to fart so much that his mom asked him to fart outside the house. One day, he met this lion who wanted to eat him. Bart then told the lion to stay away or else he would fart in his face. Then the lion said, "Oh yeah?" and Bart replied, "Yeah" and farted in the lion's face. The lion then fainted and Bart farted happily all the way home.
Anyway, you might also want to check out an old post on farts called Farting Jokes For Those Who Love to Fart.
Take care and have a fart-filled evening! Just kidding! Cheers!
Anonymous my record was 10 sec. it started like rat-tat-tat-tat (machine gun) and ended with a boom (cannon). had it not been that, it could have been easily stretched to 12 or 13 sec! of course, without the boom, it's like there's no grand finale. you know like rat-tat-tat-tat....tat versus rat-tat-tat-tat..boom!
it's all in the anus. control carefully and you might even compose a song!
signing off..
rat-tat-tat-tat..boom. was that 11 sec?