HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
6 comments to How to say "NO" to Guys *humor*
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kosongcafe Some of them remind me of my late spinster sister-in-law. When asked if she is free on Saturday, she said no. How about Sunday? Again no. What about Wednesday? She made it very clear, 'I won't be free any day!'
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Unknown Hi Anon # 1
Oh really? I have not checked up as to who is the owner. Hmm...interesting..Any reason why they did that? Take care and have a wonderful festive season!
Cheers
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Unknown Hi Kosongcafe
Wow!!! She must be a tough nut to crack and a gem to be with :-)..Take care and have a wonderful Chinese new year!
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
Cheers
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Anonymous Hi anon # 1, it could very likely be linked to the one man from umno who said in PWTC meet that THEY don't need chinese and indians votes. Thus, this email asking people along that ethnic group to boycott his company's products since he is the co-owner of that group.
HE: You are the most beautiful woman I ever laid my eyes on.
SHE: Thank you but no thanks. My boyfriend is the head mafia and
you are in his territory right now.
HE: I think I have found my soulmate in you.
SHE: You can have my soul when I am dead but now I am hitched.
Wishing you & yours a blessed CNY with glad tidings in the days ahead.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Many thanks for that clarification and also for the hilarious input.
Take care and hope that you will continue to illuminate this blog with your varied responses to my posts.
God bless you and yours always!
Cheers
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