1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.
Thanks to Robert G and Angela who sent me this post yesterday. I put it up for laughs with no intention to offend or to insult anyone.
Have a nice day!
6 comments to Two Damsels In Heaven
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Unknown Dear UP41 and bengbeng
:-) Glad you both enjoyed the humor here :-).
Take care and keep smiling. Have a great weekend!
Cheers
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Bengbeng I hope u dont mind i reply yr comment here. :) I am fine, nothing serious just inconvenient, recuperating from a big and unfortunately deep wound. the dr said after the operation that he had no choice. :)
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Unknown Dear Beng Beng
Thanks so much for responding to my comment here. Thanks for knowing I am old and forgetful and would have forgotten to go back to check on your response. Honest! I appreciate that you took the time and went through the hassle of leaving your comment here. I hope you are recovering fine...Pardon me if I sound obtuse or overimaginative...er what did you mean by your last sentence? No choice for??? Sighs...Do take care. Sorry I am a worrisome old lady! May God bless you always!
Cheers
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Anonymous Worrisome old lady? haha.. i am probably older than u. haha. if the good dr hadnt done a good job i.e. deep n extensive, it would all b undone in a matter of weeks :) i apologize abt replying here... sometimes i take the time to reply comments which need a specific reply n then realize later, it was an exercise in futility hahaha... i do that also sometimes in spite of my good intentions haha... this morning i am in pain slightly more than i can bear in spite of combo of pain killers haha
bengbeng
UP41 :D