masterwordsmith-unplugged

A little old lady went to a grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up the cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day she tries to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she has a dog, because sometime old people eat dog food. She went home and brought in the dog. She then got the dog food.

The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "it is!. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

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Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Ass

Iron in the Arteries

And

An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.


:-) Have a nice day everyone. Keep smiling!!