Having a Bad Day?

Posted by Unknown On Friday, April 22, 2011 3 comments
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are You OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?

3 comments to Having a Bad Day?

  1. says:

    Chester Khuan Oh yeah!! Feeling on top of the world now. hahaha

  1. says:

    Unknown Hi Chester,

    Haha! Am glad you enjoyed this post. It is great to know we are laughing together!

    Take care and have a fantastic weekend. Do keep in touch!

    Thanks for swinging by. :-)

    Cheers

  1. says:

    ahoo Thank God it is Friday! Not any ordinary Friday BUT a good Friday. It was for our sins that He came to die for us all and for that we can never ever repy this debt of salvation.

    Thank God for the resurrection day and that today He (Jesus) is alive forevermore !

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