Someone in a forum that I belong to sent this to the group today. It is very funny and I have modified it a bit for practical reasons. I hope it brings many smiles to your face. Do leave a comment to share your response. Thanks! Have a nice day!
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SV sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
Mz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal friends goes up to her and pointing
at Mz and says: "He's very rich.. Marry him!"
That's Advertising.
K.T. sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Telemarketing.
K is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after
she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.
RBee is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
The girl walks up to him and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.
SH sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives SH a tight and hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Not satisfied, SH goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.
A sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say anything,
another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.
And finally N sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
R arrives.
That's restriction for entering new market.
R leaves.
N tells the gorgeous girl, "No need to marry. Let's just have a good time."
That's sampling.
Have a nice day!
18 comments to MARKETING MADE SIMPLE
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Justice Sabah Umno Youth wants premier Najib Abdul Razak to seriously consider a cabinet post for the movement's chief Khairy Jamaluddin.
~~ Malayasiakini
That's Advertising, hehe...
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Anonymous "No need to marry. Let's just have a good time."
That's sampling.
That sounds GREAT, too!
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Cat-from-Sydney Brad sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She looks at Brad from head to toe and said, "I'm the daughter of the President of USA. So, no thank you."
That's Bursting the Bubble - aka what's money without power?
har har har *evil laughs*
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Anonymous What's money without power?
A good question.
Just look around in this Bolehland.
Power brings money!
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Kampung Girl So disappointed that Bung Moktar is not made a minister. By right, he should be the Minister of Religious Affairs. He is the most qualified and suitable MP.
Perhaps, he has not done well in 'Direct Marketing'....
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Anonymous Bung sees a gorgeous girl at a party. He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She says, abang do you need to tell your wife? He says, no need lah. With my position and status, we just get local kadi in gombak to do it quietly.
That is Polygamy Marketing.
~ahoo~
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Selvi Rafidah defends Samy Vellu, calls detractors ‘ungrateful’.
~~ Malaysian Insider
Haha, that's what friends are for!
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 12.49pm
Ah - this is happening amongst too many today and people are getting married at a later age...
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Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney
Haha!!! I knew I could rely on you for another clever and witty response!
Thanks a bunch! Have a great day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 2.54pm
Here, money is the fuel that keeps many 'operations' going!
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Unknown Dear Kampung Girl
LOL!!! I love your tongue-in-cheek witty comment :-). Thanks for the smiles!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear ahoo
LOL!!! Thank you for your witty comment that truly jives with the post and reality!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Selvi
Exactly! Both have been friends for so long...through thick and thin :-)
Cheers
Ting Whatever way of marketing is, let's make a deal. You help me, I help you!