WOULD THESE GUIDELINES TEMPT YOU TO RETURN TO MALAYSIA?

Posted by Unknown On Tuesday, June 22, 2010 26 comments
If you visit the official website of the Ministry of Human Resources, there is THIS LINK
about the Returning Expert Programme - A Program to Encourage Malaysian Citizens with Expertise Residing Overseas to Return to Malaysia. If you had never heard about it till now, you have not missed much unless you want to have a good laugh at the deplorable standard of English used in the pdf file which you can read AT THIS LINK.

That pdf file is titled GUIDELINES FOR APPLYING FOR INCENTIVES UNDER THE PROGRAMME TO ENCOURAGE MALAYSIAN CITIZENS WITH EXPERTISE RESIDING OVERSEAS TO RETURN TO MALAYSIA.

I have one simple question to ask you this evening:

If you were a Malaysian currently residing overseas and you read that pfd file, would you come back to Malaysia to work?

The syntax of the whole article clearly shows that the document was directly translated from one that was originally written in Bahasa Malaysia.

Behold an excerpt from the pdf file:

The following incentives offered:

i. All personal effects brought into Malaysia will be exempted from tax;

ii. Spouse and children of the applicant who are not themselves Malaysian Citizens will be given Permanent Resident status within six (6) months after the have sent their complete application to Immigration Department;

iii. Applicant's children will be given leeway to enter International Schools when they return to Malaysia. However this facility is not applicable for applicant's children who are born in Malaysia after the date of return to Malaysia;

iv. Two (2) motorcars will be exempted from import duty, excises duty and sales tax. For cases, where both husband and wife apply and are approved by the Special Committee, the total number of motorcars to be exempted are limited to two (2) motorcars per couple;

v. Applicants from countries using left hand drive are allowed to buy and bring in motorcar(s) from third countries (using the right hand drive.)

vi. Applicants who are unable to bring back motorcar(s) for any reason(s) are allowed to buy locally manufactured / assembled cars in Malaysia exempted from excises duty and sales tax. The total numbers of motorcar to be exempted are limited to two (2) motorcars including motorcars brought in from overseas. CLICK HERE for more.


Behold - the above text translated into Bahasa Malaysia thanks to Google Translate tool (and it sounds so much better in BM!!):

Berikut insentif yang ditawarkan:

i. Semua barang peribadi yang dibawa ke Malaysia akan dibebaskan dari cukai;

ii. Pasangan dan anak-anak pemohon yang tidak sendiri Malaysia Citizens akan diberikan status Permanent Resident dalam masa enam (6) bulan selepas menghantar aplikasi lengkap untuk Imigresen Jabatan;

iii. anak Pemohon akan diberikan kelonggaran untuk melihat Sekolah Antarabangsa ketika mereka kembali ke Malaysia. Namun kemudahan ini tidak berlaku bagi anak-anak pemohon yang lahir di Malaysia selepas tarikh kembali ke Malaysia;

iv. Dua (2) unit kereta akan dibebaskan dari bea masuk, cukai cukai dan cukai jualan. Untuk kes, di mana kedua-dua suami dan isteri berlaku dan diluluskan oleh Jawatankuasa Khas, jumlah unit kereta yang akan dikecualikan akan terhad untuk dua (2) unit mobil per pasangan;

v. Pelamar dari negara-negara menggunakan tangan kiri drive dibenarkan untuk membeli dan membawa Motorcar (s) dari negara-negara ketiga (dengan menggunakan tangan kanan drive.)

vi. Pelamar yang tidak dapat membawa kembali Motorcar (s) untuk sebarang sebab (s) dibenarkan untuk membeli dihasilkan secara tempatan / kereta dirakit di Malaysia dibebaskan dari kewajipan cukai dan cukai jualan. Jumlah yang akan dibebaskan Motorcar terhad untuk dua (2) unit kereta termasuk unit kereta didatangkan dari luar negeri.


Direct translation to English from any native language does not work because the syntax of both languages are different. As can be seen in the example, the end result is the same – slow and unnatural written English that sounds stilted, grammatically and structurally wrong.

The translator has to understand the importance of English collocations, phrasal verbs and expressions and concentrate on fluency to ensure that the sentence is logical and grammatically correct.

I cannot imagine how many of you would be having goose flesh when you read the pdf file. How on earth can the government imagine that such guidelines would lure Malaysians back to the country to contribute their expertise? It is truly disgraceful and embarrassing!

I hypothesize that it would make many apply for PR status wherever they may be working!!

And they are still mulling whether or not to scrap the UPSR and PMR exams WITHOUT looking at how they can improve teaching standards, teaching methods and the curriculum.

Free Malaysia Today has a thought provoking article HERE which said:

Instead, Pua believes that only a total revamp of the education would stop schools from churning out robots.

"We are in complete agreement that we should reform our education system. But we must first understand the cause of failure which isn't a result of having examinations per se.

"Without changing our teaching system to encourage creativity, critical thinking and innovation, removing examinations would make little or no difference," he told reporters in Parliament.

The plan to scrap the exams was announced by Muhyiddin "as part of the government's efforts to restructure the learning system that is seen as too exam-oriented and has failed to provide holistic education.”

He was backed by his deputy, Wee Ka Siong, who believes that the move would stop "producing machines" and create more critical and analytical students.

This is part of Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak's measures to enhance human capital development under the five-year 10th Malaysian Plan.

Without a complete revamp and reform of the education system, where do you think we will be heading? A better Malaysia or one filled with conditioned students who passed through the rote-learning and creativity-deprived environment?

Do leave a comment to share your thoughts and views. Thanks! Have a pleasant evening!

26 comments to WOULD THESE GUIDELINES TEMPT YOU TO RETURN TO MALAYSIA?

  1. says:

    KoSong Cafe Unless our government can empathise with the intended applicants, the requirements would seem like a lot of hassle. It is important to note that they are being head-hunted and therefore have better bargaining power. For instance, once an applicant fits the bill, there should not be problems involving future children born in Malaysia!
    I am sure someone who does not intend to come back is likely to be half-hearted in his application, so any hassle would seem like a big discouragement.

    The usual complaints are about the working environment after joining our local scene. If the colleagues and bosses are uncooperative because of envy, then it can be frustrating.

    The attractions in terms of waiver of import or excise duties are only good at the beginning. What if a person decides to give up after a short period... maybe intentionally, just to take advantage of this?

    'Personal effects' need to be better defined as different interpretations can lead to further frustration because of wrong perception.

    I feel our government needs to really provide an environment conducive to people who have made it good elsewhere before they can think of enticing them back.

    It might be better to start at our system of education and awarding scholarships, as well as when recruiting staff. For those who made good overseas, most of them were badly treated locally for a start.

  1. says:

    Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
    Help!!!! Mama can't stop laughing!!!! Help!!!! har har har *evil laughs*

  1. says:

    Anonymous Bangsat incentives. Only fools return for these "incentives".

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Anonymous Recently, I had dinner with an outstanding Malaysian scientist who work in U.S. for decades on vaccine development (married with kids there). He was here for short visit under the Brain Gain program - paid to pass his knowledge and techniques to local research scientist who would want to explore the field and balik kampung to visit his parents here.

    Someone asked him about his opinion on "coming back M'sia and stay permanently". His answer is "NO". And he explained:

    He doesn't make the decision simply becoz Malaysia is not good or U.S. pays him more. He doesn't want to stay becoz he gets do what he likes to do in US - scientific research and helping patients, he can also get in touch with new technologies and resources all the times... So, he can contribute to Malaysia by bringing in all the advance technology from US and teaching researchers in Malaysia to be better.

    He says if he stay back in Malaysia, he might probably lose the opportunity to get in touch with the technology and the resources in US. Then we don't get much help with him staying in Malaysia after he taught everything he knew. He would rather to travel every few years back to Malaysia, bring back the new technologies he knows fr US.

    He also said that Brain Gain cannot be measured by how many ppl coming back and stay in Malaysia. I agree. Brain Gain does not mean 'Brain Relocate'. Brain Gain is about transferring the KNOWLEDGE.

    He said that one day, maybe after he retired, he would want to come back to set up a research institute to train more young talented Malaysian.

    If there is no BRAIN DRAIN in the 1st place (which Malaysian go oversea and equip themselves to be a better person), how are we going to gain more? Therefore, i think brain drain doesn't really mean a bad thing.

    "Jauh-jauh pergi, pun orang Malaysia". If Malaysia has a good and fair system, they will come back one day with what they've learnt or contribute in a different way. Coz somewhere deep down, they still proud to be a Malaysian!

  1. says:

    Captain Obvious Dear masterwordsmith,

    What was it like to be the subject of inanity? Answer = Unpleasant!

    Cheers!

  1. says:

    Selvi Does Muhyiddin know that our Malaysian schools are now churning out robots?

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear KoSong Cafe

    My deepest appreciation to you for gracing my blog with your knowledgeable comment that braodens the scope of this post.

    You have highlighted important considerations that many would want to consider as they weigh the options and opportunity cost of their decisions.

    Truly, our government, if it is sincere in attracting home-grown talent back to the roost, must create an attractive and conducive environment that can convince them to return to serve.

    And you are so right in that the reason why the left via the brain drain is because of push factors from within.

    The pull factors must be greater than those push factors; otherwise, all will be in vain.

    Take care and have a pleasant evening.

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Cat-in-Sydney

    Hehe! I knew she would be in stitches!!! Take care and enjoy the football season!

    Salam

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    The whole package would attract a different breed altogether! You are spot on, my friend!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.46pm

    Thanks for this very candid and honest comment which I am sure came straight from your heart.

    It is always good to hear from the horse's mouth.

    Also, it is reassuring to know that there are Malaysians like your friend, who despite having relocated elsewhere, still believes in sharing and transferring his knowledge with Malaysians. He has truly highlighted salient points in this issue.

    If there had been no brain drain, there would be no need for such incentives to attract the brains back to our country.

    Take care and may God bless you and your friend always.

    Have a pleasant evening.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Captain Obvious

    You really live up to your nom de plume. Indeed this whole program oozes with inanity and most would cringe at the lack of substance and pointless overtures!

    Thanks for your erudite comment.

    Take care and have a pleasant evening.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Selvi

    It depends on how he looks at it :-).

    But then again, there is the whole question of selective exposure to information so....we will never really know his true stand/intention...

  1. says:

    Anonymous MWS: "Indeed this whole program oozes with inanity..."

    I must stress here again, triviality and "bangsatness" ala Garmen. Wanna go toilet, the dig hole! Heh!

    I grow much too weary to read much about these sort of "incentives" proffered with the typically wrong spirit.

    Only fools would return.

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    RPK stated it succinctly in his post called "HYPOCRISY GALORE". All this window dressing is a mere ploy for the "shiok sendiri" feeling and to show that they are doing something...and that when people do not return to their motherland, it is THEIR fault for not being patriotic and responding to the overtures of the government...

    Definitely the root of the problem is like what you said - wrong spirit and may I add hollow motive...

    Indeed, only fools would return. If they do, they can sing The Beatles' "FOOL ON A HILL".

    Take care and have a good rest!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Darth Vader MWS,

    Like i said earlier, the government does not know what they are doing. In the first place, the government should find out the reason for the BRAIN DRAIN. If they are HONEST enough, they will know the answer.

    Secondly, is this country practising MERITOCRACY or is it practising based on skin color? I think everyone in Malaysia knows the answer. I was in Australia and visited my uncle who served in RMAF and decided to call it quits and then join the RAF. We talked about what was happening in Malaysia armed forces and we both fell of our chairs laughing especially on the missing jet engine.One thing is for sure, Malaysia dont practice MERITOCRACY.
    If the PM can say "You scratch my back, i will scratch yours", do you think we can progress here?

    If a country dont porgress, there will be no BRAIN GAIN.The government must STOP the BRAIN DRAIN first.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Darth Vader

    Many thanks for your sincere and passionate response to this topic.

    Indeed, this program was developed because of the brain drain and if indeed they are sincere in encouraging Malaysians to return, surely the whole scheme should have been repackaged in a more attractive manner. Could it be just for show so that one could say - "Hey- it's not our fault. We offered and they did not want to come back so who is at fault?"

    It takes a lot of guts to acknowledge that our country is sliding in international competitiveness but it is also not easy when some choose to weave a magical fairy tale that we are thriving in prosperity because this is la-la land where one can be allowed to grow their potential.

    But is it as simple as that?

    You have rightly highlighted the whole question of meritocracy which may exist in our country if only....

    With all the spins and denials not forgetting the sliding standards of education, is it any wonder then that the brain drain is accelerating while others are enjoying the BRAIN GAIN from all these developments?

    It makes us think seriously - is this what they want?

    Could it be that there are some who intentionally and insidiously plan to reduce the percentage of intelligent populace/middle class and leave behind a populace that is docile and subservient because they have no choice but to remain in the country?

    Any government with the interests of the country and its citizens at heart would plan to develop the country in clear and tangible ways - and the first place would be the education sector but what do we see?

    The bar being raised or being lowered?

    Quo vadis, Malaysia?

    Sighs...Take care and thanks for sharing. Darth Vader. Keep in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    zewt as someone who has officially joined the brain-drain, my answer is no.

    and geee... not all malaysians residing overseas are car-fanatic. most, if not all malaysians residing overseas rely on efficient public transport system, something which malaysia do not have.

  1. says:

    Michael Dear Masterwordsmith,

    First time commenting here although I've been reading your articles for some time.

    My 13 year old son received his Form 1 mid-year Science paper results yesterday and was not given full marks on an answer in which he used the word "unison". The teacher explained that this was because she didn't understand what that word meant! So my son explained its meaning and was given the additional mark. We both really laughed and shook our heads when he related this to me. His friends told him that his teacher got jacked (the latest term used by youngsters to mean as being made like a fool) because my son's English is better than the teacher's. And the school he's attending is supposed to be one of the top private schools in KL in terms of academic achievements in PMR and SPM; the entrance exam to enter Form 1 is twice as hard as the UPSR.

    Tony Pua was right; there needs to be a total revamp of our education system and syllabus. The most important thing is that this must be led by educationists, and not politicians with hidden agendas.

  1. says:

    Anonymous To ALL readers & commentators : Complained and whinned ALL you want,there is NOTHING,absolutely NOTHING you ALL can do. However there is one and ONLY one thing which we ALL can and SHOULD do viz is start your own "VOTER-get-VOTERS" campaign for PR. Do it not tommorrow but NOW cos GE13 is just around the corner..closer than you think. Start this " VOTER-get-VOTERS 4 PR" campaign NOW by chain emails,sms,words of mouth to everyone....for a BETTER Malaysia..Join us at "VOTER-get-VOTERS for a Better Malaysia " in facebook

  1. says:

    Anonymous I returned to Malaysia under the program in 2003. It was for personal reasons rather than the incentive that prompted me to return.

    However, the incentive is not the pull factor. In fact the only incentive I applied for was the import of the cars duty free - mind you, it is not really free because it is deferred until you sell the cars!

    Anyone who is thinking of coming back for the incentives, I say think again. The experience trying to get the cars' clearance through MOF, MITI and custom is not worth it. It reminds you of why you left in the first place is the fact that you needed "runners" and "payments" to get these incentives!!! P&O, the multi-national company cannot sort out the custom clearance because the system demand that only a Bumi Agent be used!!!!!

    Having experienced the "system" and culture with the "Tuans" I could not wait to get out as soon as possible. I still visit Malaysia every year but I am so glad that my kids have taken up foreign citizenship. When my parents are gone I will have no reasons to visit Malaysia that often.

  1. says:

    Anonymous The day when the chicken come home to roost will be the day that Malaysia is liberated from the DUMBOS! Everytime the govt comes up with some programmes, we are laughing and at the same time crying till we almost drop dead. Can they be sooooooo stupid?

    Getting experts to come back and work for the govt or even certain specific sector requires more than just incentives. There must be genuine concern for the whole family besides the schooling.

    Can these experts be accepted into the govt dept without raising hue and cry amongst the local?

    Can they be empowered to carry out their tasks without fear nor favours?

    Can they excute their plans without any interference?

    For sure those small-men that planned those guidelines in hoping to draw some top brains from abroad were just fishing in Putra Jaya lakes. How to catch big fish in new lake? No wonder what we have drawn in to date are many experts from the middle east and also south africa. Most of them are serving as doctors in the govt as well as semi-govt hospitals.

    A third world govt will only attracts third world people and that's a fact as most of the top brains will not come near to our shore. Maybe to a nearer shore down south just to be nearer to home to care for their aged parents.

    A person's career entails much more than basic incentives. The freedom to explore one's ideas and the availability of the right resources is vital to the development of one's thought. It is not just the facilities per se. The working environment as well as strong supporting staff are just a part of that great need. In a nutshell, we are too far away from the aspect of development of human resources to be able to tap into the realm of the top brains to return. The ground work or foundation must be in order before those experts will come a calling.
    ~ahoo~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Zewt

    Lovely to hear from you. So you finally made it there before I had a chance to meet you! May God bless you and yours abundantly in your new place.

    Thanks so much for sharing your witty comment! Take care and please keep in touch.

    Warmest wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Michael

    Many thanks for your sincere comment and for your readership and support in this issue.

    I am sorry to hear about the run-in that your child had but am thankful he had a fair teacher who gave him the mark when she understood the context of the word. At the same time, I am quite surprised to hear that it happened in a reputable private school.

    I stand with you, MP Tony Pua and many others in calling for a complete educational reform that can steer our country out of the doldrums and move us to heights of progress. Take care and do keep in touch!

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Voter-Get-Voters

    Your undying zeal, perseverance and sacrifice in your mission is very commendable, inspiring and truly an example for all of us to follow.

    Take care and thanks for sharing. May God bless you and yours always.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 4.56pm

    Many thanks for sharing so sincerely about your experience. I had a friend who had a similar experience and had to wait 7 months before he could get his car.

    I just pray that if and when things get better in this country, you and other capable Malaysians will return to Malaysia to make it an even better nation than what it has become!

    May God bless you and yours in your new place of residence. Take care and do keep in touch!

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    My grateful thanks to you for sharing from your heart and for raising pertinent issues for our consideration.

    Indeed, true liberation can come only when we have in place a government that practises what it preaches and has the welfare, interest and development of the citizens and country at heart. And they must have the willpower, skills and conscience to execute their plans and be gracious enough to admit it when they fail!

    Until then, few would want to return....

    In the mean time, we all have to work together to ensure that government is in place by the next GE.

    Take care and thank you for such a thought-provoking comment.

    God bless you and yours always.

    Best wishes

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