masterwordsmith-unplugged

It's Friday and the time has come for us to let our hair down, de-stress and laugh a lot. Here are some jokes for pet lovers that I collected from various places. Smile a lot and have a great day!



Jokes for Cat Lovers

* What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

* Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!

* Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!

* Why does everyone love cats?
They're purr-fect!

* What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!

* What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!

* What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!

* What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!

* What's a cat's second favorite food?
Spa-catti!

* What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!

* What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Catsup!

* Where do cats write down notes?
Scratch Paper!

* What kind of cats lay around the house?
Car-pets!

* How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!

Here are some funnies for bird lovers...



* What's got wings, feathers, and fangs?
Count Duckula

* What does an eagle like to write with?
A bald-point pen.

* Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!

* What books did the owl like?
Hoot-dunits!

* What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
A bird that talks your ear off

* How do lovebirds dance?
Chick to chick.

* What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!

* Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

* If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

* What figure is like a lost parrot?
A polygon

* Which animal grows down ?
A duck.

* What does a duck like to eat with soup?
Quackers

* Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

* Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

* Did you hear the story about the peacock ?
No? but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!

* What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
Roost beef!

* What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.