Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 9-11?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY" then the boss would tell him to take a few days off.
So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
His co-worker (Ms Lian) asked him what is he doing?
He...
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This is not a religious post but one on humour. Posted for laughs with no intention to mock any one or any religion.
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy(Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she...
This is the best analogy yet by the famous comic character Maxine.
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that America/Canada/Australia/NZ
is now in economically. But it sounds all too familiar ...
It is an oldie and I believe I posted this years ago under a different title. Here goes...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds...
The American Cancer Society estimates that there will be over 1.5 million new cancer cases in 2015. While this is a high number, medical experts across the board agree that early detection is crucial to successfully fighting the disease.
There are some symptoms one should never ignore, and paying attention to these changes in the body is such an important part of detecting serious medical issues like cancer. I know my own body best, so when I saw this list of common cancer symptoms that can help...
Why is it that GBS bacteria affect fish species, in particular, the snakehead and Asian bighead carp?
Dr Leong: Bacteria, unlike viruses, are less species specific.
For example, the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) can be found only in monkeys and humans, but not pigs, mosquitoes or rats.
Bacteria, however, can work on different animals and are not species-specific.
GBS has been identified in other fish, especially the tilapia fish, so it has a predisposition to affect fish
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In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted... Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost...
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