The Note, The Date and the Secret

Posted by M ws On Friday, December 19, 2014 0 comments

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I cannot verify the veracity of the information but am just sharing the link. Interesting information. Do read with a pinch of salt.


Should We Get Ready for the Devastation?

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I follow this site regularly and would like to share this link re a researcher's findings of what may befall us.

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Turbulence and the Emergency Landing

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, December 17, 2014 0 comments

*gulps*

I am planning to visit Japan one fine day when I have the moolah and my bones don't hurt any more.

But, after reading this article, I am having second, third and fourth thoughts.

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Sam and Russ *humour*

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Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels, and discuss world problems.

One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it, and figured
maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day,

Sam approached the park and lo and behold, there sat Russ!!!

Sam was very excited and happy to see him, and told him so.

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Russ,what in the world happened to you?'
 
Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop, where I sometimes go?'



'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and at 89 years old, I was  so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty.'

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

Posted for laughs with thanks to Mr TSK for sharing.


Doctors Are Also Human *humour*

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 0 comments

Embarrassing alright....doctors are human too...they make mistakes, at least not wrongful medicine administered causing fatality....

1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco



2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA


3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg


4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-Corvallis , OR


5. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered...... It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the​ ​staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . .. .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name,



AND FINALLY!! ! . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . .

Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'

Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing!


The Sixteen-Hour Hostage Seige Ends

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Please click here to read the latest from New York Times.

CLICK HERE for the latest from Sydney Morning Herald

More about Monis from here.

May the victims rest in peace and may their loved ones be comforted during this painful period,


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