Superb Retro Collection Not to be Missed

Posted by M ws On Friday, October 31, 2014 0 comments

Retro Collection: 1955-1985
If you love music, you're in for a treat! The table before you includes the 10 best songs of each month of the years 1955-1985, 30 years of great songs!

INSTRUCTIONS: Each column of songs is a month, and each line is a year. To listen to the hit songs of each month, click on the date you want, and you'll be taken to a page where the 10 best hits appear as photos of large discs. Click on the photo of the disc to hear the song!

CLICK HERE to listen.


Hameed and his Teacher

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Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was very moronic and all his classmates hated him for his stupidity, especially his teacher Aisha who was always yelling on him"you are driving me crazy Hameed" ..

One day, his mother went to check out his progress and the teacher Aisha told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

The mother could not accept such a feed back and not only did she take her son out from that school, but she even shifted to another city ...

25 years later, that teacher got an incurable cardio disease and all the doctors had strongly advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform effectively, left with no other choices she did the surgery and was successful ...

When she opened her eyes ,she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under anesthetic effect, she would loved to thank him but could not talk ,at his turn,he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand trying to tell him something but in vain and eventually died...

The doctor was shocked and could hardly understand what just happened till he turned back and saw our friend Hameed working as a cleaner in that clinic who unplugged the oxygen device to connect his Vaccum......                

Don't tell me you were thinking that Hameed became a doctor....!

Anyway, I hope, at the rate our education standards are sliding gravitationally, this will never happen in Malaysia.

Posted with thanks to Dr. MCWL.


Points to Ponder

Posted by M ws On Thursday, October 30, 2014 0 comments

In 1923, who was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2.. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?


These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days..
Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them..

The Answers:

1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab, died a pauper.


2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson, went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE,
Richard Whitney, was released from prison
to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator,
Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of
the Bank of International Settlement,
 shot himself.

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street,
Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide



However,
in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion
and the winner of the most important golf tournament,
the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?

He played golf until he was 92,
died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure
at the time of his death.

The Moral:

DON'T WORK ... GOLF INSTEAD !


Three Women and the Executioner

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, October 29, 2014 0 comments

Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''

Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''


The Tetanus Shot *joke*

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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting his coat on.

His wife, seeing his unexpected behaviour, asks, "And where do you think you are going?"

He replies, "I'm off to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Hearing this the wife starts struggling to get out of her rocker, she​ ​then slowly goes to the cupboard and starts to put on her coat.

The husband now looks mystified and starts to yell at his wife. He​ says, "And where on earth do you think you are going?

“Oh” she answers, "I'm off to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need a doctor for?"

She says, "Well if you're going to start using that rusty old thing​ ​again, I'm getting a tetanus shot!"

:-)

Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing this!



Sleepiness and Fatigue: Causes and Cures

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, October 28, 2014 0 comments

CLICK HERE to read all about it.

Have not managed to update my blog because of work demands. Hope this article is helpful.

God bless.


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