THE KOALA, THE LIZARD & THE CROCODILE :-)

6/25/2009 10:45:00 AM Lovingly unplugged by masterwordsmith

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...



when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'



The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,



'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,



'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...How much water did you drink?'

*Thanks to Freddie who sent this to me via e-mail.

OH, I KNOW THAT AIN'T MINE!!!!

6/25/2009 08:22:00 AM Lovingly unplugged by masterwordsmith

Have you ever wanted someone to be different so that you could feel better? When a boss is impatient, a lover unkind or a salesperson is rude – do you find yourself retreating into a bad mood as a result of their words or attitude or can you navigate those situations and stay happy?

Most of us have grown accustomed to thinking that if someone else changed we’d have an easier life.

Have you ever stopped to notice how much you count on others for how you feel? Do any of these statements sound at all familiar?
• I’d enjoy work if only…
• This relationship would be better if…
• If only my friend would…then I’d…

Would your expectations change if you understood that EVERYONE is doing EVERYTHING for the sole/soul purpose of trying to feel better?

It’s true you know? Some people who are more disconnected from source energy (inner being, collective consciousness, God, Goddess - whatever you’re comfortable with) will try to find their “power” or self worth by making someone else feel unworthy or insignificant, but they are NEVER doing those things because their target actually is unworthy or insignificant.

In that moment they are doing it because they believe they are unworthy or insignificant and in their (unaware) attempt at coming into their own power they – yell at the worker who in turn is mean to her spouse who overreacts to the kids who kick the dog who chases the cat…and so on.

So, a question you can ask yourself in that moment is; do I buy into the chain reaction or do I stand in my own power and recognize their stuff as their stuff? Do I consciously choose to pursue my own happiness in spite of their responses?

Oh, it’ll take some practice but other people’s behavior doesn’t actually have the power to alter your life in anyway – unless of course you allow it to.

If you want to get better at not buying into other people’s stuff, www.RubyShuze.com has some information that can help.


Author's Bio
Layne Schmidt is the creator of RubyShuze.com, an on-line course for individuals interested in creating a better life for themselves and the ones they love. Course work covers Self Esteem, Love, Health and Financial Security. Students can download a Self Study Guide and learn at their own pace or have their lessons come in the form of daily emails.