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Guess who made this statement: 'It morally wrong to ask for bonus as the country is still struggling to sail out of the economic downturn and people in the private sector are being retrenched.'

The Sun reported:

As a woman, I have to admit that it is very difficult to understand women and quite difficult to understand men :-). Each of us is different regardless of our gender and our psychological make-up which makes us unique. Here's a collection of stuff about women that could help men to understand them better :-). Have a great day, dear reader!

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Top 10 Things That Only Women Understand but wish Men could understand as well!


#10. Why they have pleasure in owning five pairs of black shoes.

#9. Why they have pleasure in differentiating between cream, ivory, and off-white.

#8. Why crying over the phone while talking to their best friend does not mean they are insane - they are just having a therapeutic session.

#7. Why they must have clothes in different sizes to fit their dynamic bodies which can be fat during one period and slim in a different period.

#6. Why a salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae is definitely a balanced meal.

#5. Why the process of discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
considered one of life's ecstatic experiences.

#4. Why women believe in the inaccuracy of every single type of bathroom scale ever made.

#3. Why women lament that a good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

#2. Why women wish that men could understand why and how a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

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To be fair to the men, here's a list of men's semantic patterns to help women to understand men.:-)

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain," REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard," REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake."

"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."

"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses," REALLY MEANS, "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, wearing a thong."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing," REALLY MEANS, "I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."

"I brought you a present," REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game."

"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

"This relationship is getting too serious," REALLY MEANS, "I like you as much as I like my truck."

"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."

"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, DEAR READER!!