1) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
2) Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4) 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6) You carry an umbrella. You check the weather report.
7) Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
8) You go from 130 days of vacation time to seven.
9) Jeans and a T-shirt no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10) You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12) You don't know what time McDonald's closes anymore.
13) Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc Donald's.
15) Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke any of them.
16) You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm.
17) Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19) You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20) Cheap wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21) You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22) " I just can't drink the way I used to be," replaces " I'm never going to drink that much again."
23) Over 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24) You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25) You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply.
2) Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4) 6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6) You carry an umbrella. You check the weather report.
7) Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
8) You go from 130 days of vacation time to seven.
9) Jeans and a T-shirt no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10) You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12) You don't know what time McDonald's closes anymore.
13) Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc Donald's.
15) Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke any of them.
16) You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm.
17) Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19) You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20) Cheap wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21) You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22) " I just can't drink the way I used to be," replaces " I'm never going to drink that much again."
23) Over 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24) You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25) You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply.
Doc Paula,
i have more than 25 signs. That means i'm more grown up than the average adult! hehehe!
Actually seem to be growing horizontally these days. Need to do something about it.
cheers