Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course. Have a nice day!
6 comments to A SPECIAL 2-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
-
Unknown Dear Walt,
That is so funny hehehe!
Thanks for sharing, pal!
cheers
-
ocho-onda In Life, there is no such thing as a sure thing - one person's meat is another's poison, one's adversity is another's opportunity !
-
Doc Hehehe,
Paula, someone mailed this to me. Just read it today. My favourite is bumber two. Bull shit can get you to the top and it can get you there in a jiffy, but it won't keep you there too long.
Lot's of people think they can (hint! hint!) We'll see how far it gets them.
Cheersc
-
Unknown Dear Dr. Saravanan,
LOL!!! Aiyoyo!!! Great minds think alike!
Glad we are on the same wave length.
Take care and cheers!
Walt As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, With the help of his pet bunny, he went all out.
He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a small bottle of rabbit turds that looked like small brown chocolate balls. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some candy and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.
The bully without asking snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"
"Well, they're smart pills."
"Smart pills?" the bully asked. Then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.
"Pweeuuweppblahhh!!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like Shit!!"
"See, you're getting smarter already."