CAN YOU GET THIS?

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, April 8, 2009 0 comments
To those of you who are about my age may probably get the humor in the following statements...and if you don't - good because it means you are still YOUNG and be glad!!!
This compilation was sent to me by my sister-in-law and I hope it brings many smiles to your face. Have a nice day...please leave a comment if you wish. Thanks.


1977 : Long hair
2009 : Longing for hair

1977 : KEG
2009: ECG

1977 : Acid rock
2009: Acid reflux

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2009 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2009 : Roughage

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2009: Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones
2009 : Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system
2009 : Upgrade the system

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2009 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2009 : Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2009 : Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

The people that started university this year were born in 1990.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle tops have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. (That's why I love Robin Williams.)

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter or even know what one is.

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!

Live your life to the fullest and take care, dear reader...


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