WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A COFFEE CUP?
The Italian throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchmen takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was an extra with no charge.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of
coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money
to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
A ruthless regime might bomb the fly with powerful C4 and use various groups to do the cleaning up. If the fly survives, recruit the bloody fly into the regime to participate in
politics, corruption and all kinds of immoral activities to ensnare its enemies.
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