It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
Have a lovely evening, dear reader!
de minimis MWS
This flatulent poem brings tears of joy to my eyes. It is, in fact, one of the favouritest past time of most people even if 99% won't admit it. But, I do. Now, stand clear!