These jokes were sent to me by Angela and I hope they bring many smiles to your face. Please do not take offense to the humor expressed. Have a nice day...
(1) NAMES OF WIVES
A man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... Baby doll
3rd wife..... China doll
2nd wife.... Barbie doll
1st wife..... Panadol !
(2) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress asked him "Is it in dear?"
(3) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
(4) FOREIGN MAN
A foreigner was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?"
"*******"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"
(5) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.
(6) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons"
(7) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
(8) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth
removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
(9) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED.
(10) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl.
On their first night both were crying..........Why???
Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
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Unknown Hi Tiger
:-) It is my pleasure...haha...I try to post jokes or slides for my 11 a.mm. post daily cos by then, many at work would need to release their stress :-)...
Have a nice day!
Tiger Hahaha!
Thanks for making my day!