masterwordsmith-unplugged

Many thanks to my dear friend, Angela, who sent me this list of definitions. Please leave a comment if you wish, dear reader. Have a nice day.

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School - A place where parents pay and children play

Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse - A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce - Future tense of Marriage.

Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary - A place where success comes before work

Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father - A banker provided by nature

Criminal - A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

DOCTOR - A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic - Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.