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During one of her classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Kaiser, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Kaiser said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sara, how would you say it?'

Sara said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'



'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Rohinton, can you use your brains for once, and show us any good manners that you may have?'

Rohinton:- 'I would say: Darling, please may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very close friend of mine from down under, whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner.'

The teacher promptly fainted.

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The Lie Detector

One day Jack's dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the liar on the face.

Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".

Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Jack on his face.

His dad told him, this robot is special in that it could detect a lie and would then slap the person who lied. "Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?"

"Dad, I went for a movie",

"Which movie?"

"The Ten Commandments."

Splatt... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"Ok, dad. Honest - I went for a naughty movie."

"Shame on you son! When I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

Splatt, the dad got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Jack's mother came out of the kitchen and said, "After all, he is your son, he will be like you."

The robot stepped up and gave a resounding slap on Jack's mother's face.

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One day, a man walked into 7-Eleven to buy toilet tissue. Cost = 30 cents.



He only had 50RM with him.

The cashier fumbled here and there looking for loose change for the man.

"Don't you have any small change, sir?" she asked.

" It's too late, miss. I need to buy a pair of underpants now."

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